Loch Ness: The Webseries and Me

I moved down to the glorious Los Angeles area to work in the movies, armed with a film degree and the naivety of one fresh from University. Now this is not a post to complain about the absolutely impenetrable wall that is Breaking In Hollywood, but a post to tell you that, after not working on as many productions as I would have thought (like practically none), I finally got to work in one of those places where a bunch of people are tired and starving and about to cry/give it all up at any moment: a movie set.

Well, it was more like a webseries set. Well, more like a webseries location (we were just at a dude’s house), but there was a fancy camera, real lights, an HD monitor, and sandbags, which all means this was a legitimate production (especially the sandbags).

The shoot was for the webseries coming out soon, titled Loch Ness, a show about a high-school folk metal band who tries to make it happen despite various complications. I don’t know if you read that closely, but it’s a show about a FOLK METAL band, which, if you don’t know, sits extremely high on my list of things I find interesting. It also sits high on my list of things I try to convince normal people are cool.

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It’s really hard sometimes.

In addition to helping out the only day I was free (the other day was an all-night shoot, which would have been followed by a full day at work. Translation = YaIdon’tthinkso), I provided the art department with some awesome photos of my fake (real?) metal one-man project (band?), Linnalapsi. Back when it was still a joke, and had lyrics like “We are ready for battle/ we are quick like wolves, our enemies slow like cattle“, I coerced convinced a bunch of friends of mine to pose as your run-of-the-mill folk metal band with access to forests and facepaint.

Early on, I told my a friend that my main goal for Linnalapsi was to get someone to play one of the technology-restricted, midi-tastic Linnalapsi songs with real instruments. I mean, sure, the main goal now is taking the metal world by storm (like why wouldn’t it be?), but for the mean time, getting some people to play a song seemed a little more doable. After years of complete obscurity, I was down to settle for anyone to even notice or mention Linnalapsi at all. So the fact that a poster for Linnalapsi is featured in Loch Ness: The Webseries is still both cool and surprising to me. Check it out:

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I apparently have a gig next month.

Of course, they could totally cut the scene it’s in and re-shoot it entirely or whatever, but as far as I know, this little poster will be among the others in the scene, which is pretty damn awesome. Someone might not have covered one of my songs yet, but if my little joke band can get this far after five years, will could it possibly go in another five?

Check out some of the production pics posted below, and then be sure to follow the show’s Facebook and Twitter and Instavine and whatever new social media has been invented in the last five minutes. I have to go now and practice for my May 19th show. Does anyone know where the Valkyrie Castle is?

-Casey of movie-sets and Linnalapsi

Production Pics!

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Extras, standing around, “working”.
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Myself and three others as extras. I hit my head on that light next to me and started bleeding. It was pretty metal.
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See his hand on the left? That shot is looking pret-ty nice!
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This is surprisingly not a band photo. Maybe “extra photos” look the same?

Loch Ness Links!

Official Website
Loch Ness IMDb
Loch Ness Facebook
Loch Ness Twitter
Loch Ness Kickstarter

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I Got Rejected Today

Hello everyone, how’s it going?

As you read from the title, I got rejected today. Don’t worry, though. This is not a mopey-type blog post, nor one rife with complaining, nor anything to deal with love. I didn’t get rejected by a job or romantic pursuit. I got rejected by Century Media Records. Well, more specifically, my music did.

If you didn’t know, I’ve dabbed in the composition and making of metal music, namely the sub-genres of folk and industrial metal. Such dabbling over the past four years has led to three full-length albums of varying degrees of compositional and technical skill. (My first two albums were made entirely of computer sounds. Fuck yeah. \m/)

All musicians, artists, or just creative people trying to make content face roadblocks and loads of rejection. That is simply how it is. I’m no stranger to this, nor the bewilderment that comes along with people when I show them my works. One administrator of an online folk-metal forum took a look at my computer-midi band and said “I don’t know what to think… .” Let’s just say I made him speechless.

Despite this history of confusion and rejection, I was (and still am) feeling pretty good about my newest batch of industrial metal songs, the second half of what will be Fadenfreude’s second album. After recording them this last February, and liking what I was hearing, I decided that maybe, when the record is all done and whatever, I should totally mail it off to record companies and see if I could nab a record deal. I mean why not at least try it? You never know, right?

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Humble beginnings, yo

After looking up a couple labels of some bands I like, I stumbled upon Century Media Records’ website, and noticed that their USA office was in walking distance from my apartment/recording studio/film studio/place I pass out in. Can you fucking believe it? Not only was their office in the USA within walking distance, but their only office in this here western hemisphere! Right down the fucking street. So how could I NOT submit my demo? And hey, since they are so close, why not submit it in person?

The website instructs to mail the demos, but because I don’t like following instructions, and because I live like right there, I decided to just turn the thing over in person. After asking if they had any open positions and hearing they had none, I returned the next week with five copies of my 4-track demo. I don’t know why I made five copies. I guess I was just excited to share some music, so I thought “why not give it out to as many people there as possible?!” Free metal! Free metal for everyone!

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Everyone in the audience is getting one!

So I waited two weeks before returning, which was today. Their website states they will contact anyone if they love said person’s music. They didn’t call me, so I decided to wait outside the locked door until some dude came in. I got that dude to get a hold of the two guys I’d given the metal to and it was with seemingly great reluctance that we had a little discussion about my demo.

The guy to my right told me that the recording was “just so rough” and that he couldn’t even hear if the music was good or not. He expressed to me to get the free audio-mixing program Audacity (I already have it). The guy to my left said that the fact the metal is in another language, like, having that whole language barrier, could be a problem. (I never listen to metal for the lyrics, but some people do. . .apparently?) He also told me that, next time when I submit, I shouldn’t just write on a blank disc with a Sharpie. (Cost efficient but no profesional).

With head held pretty much the same way as when I went in (level, not up nor down), I departed, and returned to my home/recording studio/messy room/messy recording studio and wrote this. Sure, I was rejected (like no duh), but in that short little talk, they did tell me some things, like “get better recording”, “get a better mixer”, and “print out your CDs”, which basically translates to “make more money, make more money,” and “make more money.” Which kinda sucks, but oh well. At least they didn’t say anything about the music sucking, but rather the quality of the recording.

Looking back, (well, not that I even have much to look back on. It has been like less than an hour,) I’m still happy with the result. Of course I was going to get rejected. It’s very-roughly-recorded metal. It’s in German. It’s not even a real band. I’ve never performed live. It’s just me diddling around in my room. Even the bands with high production value, and tons of gigs, and tons of fans get turned away.

But at least I tried, which is essentially the theme of this little piece, and which, I think is something you have to do when you’re a budding creative person.  Record stuff in your room and then take it in to an international record label. Why not? Wait outside until someone walks out and then slip inside to be heard. This is how George Lazenby got to be James fucking Bond. Don’t endanger anyone, for sure, but if you won’t go to silly and ridiculous lengths for your own works, no one else will. At least that’s what I’ve heard from all the successful artists I admire today. Sure, I might make people shake their heads in confusion, but now I can say that I have submitted a demo to a record label, which is pretty damn cool.

The guy to my right told me that I should get Audacity and save up some money. Money is always a struggle, but audacity? If anything, I have too much!

-Casey of the (roughly-recorded) Fadenfreude

P.S. Now that Century Media won’t be putting out my record (like no duh), I’ll be doing it myself. So be prepared for the marketing blitz I’m going to bombard you all with when these 11 (or 12?) tracks are finished! It’s gonna be pretty great, I think. I might even throw a launch party. It might be BYOBW (Bring Your Own Box-Wine), though, just saying.

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Fadenfreude – Industrial Metal

Fadenfreude is my industrial metal music project. Originally an experiment for 2012’s “February Album Writing Month” (a challenge to write fourteen original songs in twenty-eight days of February), Taking inspiration from European Industrial bands like Ruoska, Turmion Kätilöt, and Rammstein, Fadenfreude has grown into something more than a mere experiment.

Discography:

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TBA: Vollmond (working title)

Linnalapsi

Linnalapsi was my very first folk metal music project and first music project overall. It was founded in late 2008 when I had made a few parody rap songs, one of which was a Viking-metal themed rap song. A few more songs were written as spoofs of Viking metal, and eventually the project grew to cover two albums as of 2012.

Linnalapsi is often comedic and spoof-heavy, although there are some more serious songs in the body of work. Since I had zero money for equipment, all of Linnalapsi’s music is generated by computer, either through MIDI sounds or electronic “re-creations” of real instruments. I will not lie and say that I don’t want to re-record all of Linnalapsi’s music someday (with some slight compositional tweaks).

Taking heavy influence from folk metal bands like Finntroll, Ensiferum, Korpiklaani, Alestorm, and early Turisas, I have tried to combine elements of folk and Viking metal (as well as punk and industrial metal) in my pieces. My lyrics are mostly in English, although a good number of songs are also in German.

My lyrics deal mostly with adventurers of days gone past, chronicling forest adventures, drinking adventures, silly mishaps, and epic battles.

To date, I have made two full-length albums, the newest being Menneisyyden Laulut, released May 18, 2012. Two EPs, each representing a subgenre of folk metal, are planned for the future with an unknown release date.

Discography

2010 – Laulu Linnalapsien
2012 – Menneisyyden Laulut

Music Videos

2009: Battle Chaos (often mispelled “Choas”)
2009: Hei
2009: Olut ja Vapiti
2009: Spears to the Sky

Images

Here is a gallery of images pertaining to Linnalapsi! They are presented in chronological order. I have provided some captions to describe what was happening in each one. Enjoy!

Linnalapsi: Third Album morphs into new form(s)

Wow, it’s been a while since I stumbled on here! I’ve been super busy with work and lots and lots and lots of projects (seriously, I have like so many). But don’t worry, I have definitely not given up on Linnalapsi. (Like, at all! I love this shit so much).

Anyway, onwards to a sort of big announcement. Over the past year, I’ve been going on about Linnalapsi’s third album, which is almost done being composed and so on and so forth. In one post, I was talking about how some of the songs were darker, more frantic in nature, and some were more Viking-like and epic. I was wondering if I could somehow work this into a concept album, and go from one spectrum of metal (dark, troll-y metal) to the other (my Viking ones). I even had a story about a group of Vikings who get lost in the woods and then eventually find their +ULFBEHR+T-bearing brothers and do Viking stuff. It would work (MAYBE)…but then I noticed that six out of the eight songs were of the dark, troll-y genre. That means only a quarter of the songs would be Viking, which means that would be super dumb. That’s not equal at all. “Oh, here’s six troll-y songs and then two epic ones just tacked on!” Like, what? So…after lots of thinking…

Seriously, LOTS

. . .I eventually reached a decision.

I’ve never really liked EPs, because I thought that those songs were always kind of like “black sheep” songs in the discography. I mean, they’re not on albums, so. . .like, what? Like, what are they? Why not just put them on the album? I’ve always been a fan of albums, and a little meh towards EPs, but after much thinking (as Mr. Cumberbatch has shown above), I’ve decided that instead of a third Linnalapsi album, I’m going to do two EPs: one that’s all dark and trolly, the other that is all Viking.

As much as I wanted to make a third ALBUM, with like 45 minutes of music and like 12 tracks or whatever, I simply could not ignore the two clashing directions of this music project. My second album is, as one reviewer put it, a “mixed bag”. I mean, on the same album, you have a dark, evil song, then a funny song, then an epic one, then a party song, and then like a what was I doing? Sure, my musical influences are from all over, but in terms of packaging things to people, it’s better to make a product consistent with itself. Not that I only see Linnalapsi as a product, HELL NAH, but I mean, it’s a lot easier to lump stuff together more cohesively. Like, here’s a scary picture for a cover with a scary picture of me and it has scary metal songs on it! Here’s a Viking picture with a Viking picture of me and It has Viking metal songs on it! My last album had a forest picture, a bunch of different styles, and no picture of me at all. . .so. . yeah.

The troll-y one will be released sooner, most def, because those songs are all…done, actually. I mean, finished being composed. Whereas the Viking one has a buncha drafts just waiting to be completed!

Don’t worry, Viking songs, I WILL get to you!

I don’t really want to give out release dates (because I’m so busy nowadays, I have no idea when I could even get around to WORKING on them, much less releasing them), but if I had to guess, I’d say late 2014 to early 2015. Stay tuned for some more Linnalapsi goodness (and trust me, it’s GOOD this time! :D Seriously!)

-Casey of Linnalapsi

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